on the SG boards (RE: Temple party):

"Who was the girl with the big boobs in the corset?"
"I don't know, I'm pretty sure that's Quinne's BFF."

This is hilarious to me because:

1. I don't really have "big" boobs
2. It was the first night EVER that people have asked if they're real
3. Bella Suicide insisted on touching 'em to make SURE they were real "You Bitch!"
4. There were tons of boobs in the building

This means that either:

1. They stick out bigger than I had realized b/c I normally just wear hoodies at work -or-
   
2. I am getting fatter, not skinnier